Tech support haikus


#1

I found this screenshot on Pinterest. Perhaps we can work together to continue the conversation?


#2

I’ve seen this before and it’s so good! We should definitely try and continue it.


#3

How about:

Have you tried Picnic?
Picnic means Problem in chair,
not in computer


#4

For English, dial “one.”
If you know your party’s… Hold
for fifty minutes.


#5

Kickstarter had a good one

Our app had a bug
We have fixed it properly
Now enjoy our app


#6

10 bugs on the wall
Fix all of them perfectly
Now there are thirty


#7

Why is it that i
Cant seem to load this dumb app
Devs pls fix 0/10


#8

You can almost hear
him rolling his eyes at you.
“Did you read our FAQ?”