Tech support haikus


I found this screenshot on Pinterest. Perhaps we can work together to continue the conversation?


I’ve seen this before and it’s so good! We should definitely try and continue it.


How about:

Have you tried Picnic?
Picnic means Problem in chair,
not in computer


For English, dial “one.”
If you know your party’s… Hold
for fifty minutes.


Kickstarter had a good one

Our app had a bug
We have fixed it properly
Now enjoy our app


10 bugs on the wall
Fix all of them perfectly
Now there are thirty


Why is it that i
Cant seem to load this dumb app
Devs pls fix 0/10


You can almost hear
him rolling his eyes at you.
“Did you read our FAQ?”