Okay, sounds fun. Type for five minutes without stopping or paying attention to how bad it is. I call that ‘Tuesday’. Crap…that’s not funny. Today is tuesday. I should edit that to say Thursday. Thursday is a funnier day. Nope, can’t unsled this hill, moving on.
So I found a thing, Endeavor safety solutions. On one hand there’s teere’s the thrill of finding a thing no one else may ever have sdeen. On the other hand if someone ends up calling them and accidently calls in a toxic spill report that’s on me and I’d feel bad. Not as bad as when people almost committed themselves to the go-getters, but bad nontheless. Although, calling in toxic spills does sound less troublesome than swatting, but still it’d be bad.
Looks like they are more teachers than anything else. Calling in someone to accidently teach you how to deal with toxic spills is way less funny. Right so moving on. Man, I’m tired. 2am my 2 year old finally went to sleep. This is insane. Greanted, I fell asleep around midnight while he played in the living room. He’d wake me every 10 or so minutes by smacking my head saying ‘wake up daddy’ which oddly never gets old. At 1:30 I wokr up to see him streaking by the sofa and I figured it was time to fully wake up and be a parent. Naked untrained children are not a good thing.
Okay, stioll typing. So…what do you want to talk about? I’m running out of ideas. HJmmmm, so magical Osha as Viv put it. I love that idea. They’ve got to hsave one right? When things get bad, you need someone to clean up the mess. Blood, ichor, goo, ectoplasm, wehatever. Things get messy when you’re doing magiq. I mean I make a right mess when I makje a cheese sandwich. I wish I could hire these guys to clean up after my sandwiches. If they used magiq that’d be even better. No, stop looking at the timer. It’s 25 dseconds and
4 seconds ago was 29. You know how math works. Just keep typing. Nebver stop typing. Type tpe type…
and done. That was fun, thanks! I will now never reread this because my ocd will force me to fix all those spelling mistakes.