I don’t use toothpaste anymore, I use tooth tabs from lush.
I’m not a fan of mint/chemical strawberry toothpaste which seem to be the only flavours on the shelf.
Tooth tabs need extra water to activate and to avoid them sucking all the moisture from your mouth.
The toilet roll argument, usually boils down to if there are pets or mini humans in the house. Under seems to be more resistant to pet/micro monsters playing with the holder and is less likely to result in the roll being dragged everywhere.
Tea… Never in a microwave! Tea, sugar(or not, your preference), water, remove tea, add milk/lemon as per preference.
Sandwiches, normally they don’t get cut or get cut horizontally if I have mahosive slabs of bread. If I’m feeling particularly childish or ill or I’m making a proper afternoon tea I’ll cut in triangles. The toasty maker crushes my toasty into triangles for me.
Scones… Strawberry jam then clotted cream
Now I want scones… And I currently have no plans for the day other than shopping… I might make scones this afternoon
Update: I made scones and they’re tasty!