Have you heard about the library where the rivers meet? It’s hard to get to because of all of the prickly bushes where the rivers let out. Thornmouths, as it were.
How does the publishing company’s golf course measure its greens? …Acrely.
I’m looking forward to the new Bernstein Briars book!
(Please add more! Bonus points for AGP theme. I’ll keep trying to come up with them too. The more groans, the better!)