Bad AGP Puns

Have you heard about the library where the rivers meet? It’s hard to get to because of all of the prickly bushes where the rivers let out. Thornmouths, as it were.

How does the publishing company’s golf course measure its greens? …Acrely.

I’m looking forward to the new Bernstein Briars book!

(Please add more! Bonus points for AGP theme. I’ll keep trying to come up with them too. The more groans, the better!)

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oh god.

@Helios, you’re up.

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What do Flinterforgers use to keep their fires burning? Cole (like coal… get it :coleshadez:)

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Do Gossmere prefer their magiq with one specific element, or are they happier with more? …Aether way!

And here’s an obscure one… What’s the Cagliostro’s favorite kind of vinegar? Balsamic!

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You might have to translate the last one for me

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The Cagliostro was possibly named after (or supposed to have been (or at least shares a name with (:tinfoilhat:))) Count Alessandro di Cagliostro, the pseudonym of occultist Giuseppe Balsamo.

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That’s interesting but I was mainly making a translation pun :sweat_smile::sweat_smile:

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I entirely missed that, that’s great :laughing:

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So is there gonna be a Dogaclysm?

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:bashfacepalm:

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To the rune of “That’s Amore”

When you climb up a tree
And your chaos is free
That’s Balimoraaaaaa

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